Funny Birthday advice 

Funny Birthday advice  

Formula for living long is to continue breathing. On this note, I wish you a Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday advice  

You only live once, but if you work it right - once is enough. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday advice  

The four signs of old age are loss of memory... and I can't remember the others… Happy Birthday to you!

Funny Birthday advice  

I don't tell you this everyday, but be thankful your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month! Have a rocking day!

Funny Birthday advice  

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and … lie about your age. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you live for a thousand years!

Funny Birthday advice  

Today you reached the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday advice  

You're 21 now, so you can drink. Just think in 14 years you can become president of the US. Just because you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea to try. I wish you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday advice  

It's your special day. Look ahead, think back, sing out, dance around, get down, live it up and have a memorable Bday!