Funny Bday rhymes

 Funny Bday rhymes 

You think you're special because it’s your birthday today.
That's complete nonsense... you're special every day!

 Funny Bday rhymes 

Columbus was a famous man;
Einstein was one, too.
They were known to all, but then,
Along came you!
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!

 Funny Bday rhymes 

It's official - you've lived one more year,
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
Because you're really only half-baked!

Funny Bday rhymes 

May all your dreams come true,
Hope you get some really great presents too!
Happy Birthday to you!

Funny Bday rhymes 

A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer -- and another one.
Happy Birthday!

Funny Bday rhymes 

How old are you? I’m not keeping score,
I love my birthday, but here’s the thing -
I’m really glad the birthday’s yours,
This way I don’t have to hear you sing!

Funny Bday rhymes 

Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Oh, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
Enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!

Funny Bday rhymes 

Too often you don't like my taste,
And sometimes my gifts go to waste!
So this year my gift to you,
Is this poem and my kiss, too!

Funny Bday rhymes 

Today on your birthday
I think you should know,
You are getting too old now
to ... suck on your toe!

Funny Bday rhymes 

On your special day
Consider your luck.
You could have been born
As a dog, cow, or duck!

Funny Bday rhymes 

So many candles,
And so little cakes,
But don't be worry-
You have true friends!
Happy Bday to you!

Funny Bday rhymes 

Your special day is very near,
You're getting a little older-
But you're still my dear!