Funny Birthday jokes 

Funny Birthday jokes  

When you was born, you was so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.

Funny Birthday jokes  

Birthdays are a way of telling you to eat more cake.

Funny Birthday jokes  

Birthdays are good for your health - the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

Funny Birthday jokes  

Finally you are 21, and can legally do everything you have been doing for years!

Funny Birthday jokes  

On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults - to be younger.

Funny Birthday jokes  

Today is the first day of your life as an old person...

Funny Birthday jokes  

A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously - You just received a big bday hug from me!

Funny Birthday jokes  

On your birthday I wish y be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.

Funny Birthday jokes  

It‘s no matter how old you are - you don't look it!

Funny Birthday jokes  

I will stand and hold my breath untill you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!

Funny Birthday jokes  

A person like you is too special for just a bday card. So keep the envelope too!

Funny Birthday jokes  

Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a con_dom, Daddy.

Funny Birthday jokes  

Age hasn't spoiled you.

Funny Birthday jokes  

The signs of old age are:
1. Loss of memory
2. ...and I can't remember the others...